If you could slap ONE person...

Question: I'm not trying 2 promote beefage/violence, but if dere was 1 person in the world u could CLAP in the back of dere dry neck with no repercussions, who would it be and 4 what reason?
Any 1 in the world yuh nuh. Ur ex man, the dj that was mixing slow jams and jungle in the dance last weekend, or even ur gran 4 making u eat dem dry crackers and thick cheese when u was younger! (Or was that just me?) Just lemme know cos I would LOVE 2 lick Flo Rider in the side of his bent trim 4 the last 10 tunes he's done. Lol.
If any 1 knows him don't tell him I said that cos he looks kinda wedge on tv.

The man himself... (Flo Rida), in need of a good 5 finger greeting (and I ain't talking hi-5's neither!)

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Top tips of the month:

1. Who knows some1 who buys dem car air freshener trees 2 make the car smell nice and leaves half the plastic still on it so the smell lasts longer? lol Tell dem 2 ease it up..it looks cheap and they're only saving about 2 days of smell. 'Llow it!

2. DONT B FAKE. Please don't be in a club dancing on ur head in knee high boots and pum pum shorts and when a man gets u back 2 his yard OVERLY EXCITED ur talking about tea and biscuits and how u wanna play Scrabble!Baby if the guy wanted that he would have spoken 2 the lady next 2u with the dry frock and sandles with her hair all back in 1 TRUST ME!

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